‘So… you have to push it all the way in,’ she says.
She? A blond French and bourgeois MILF…
The pounding music starts… She has left, you’re all alone in this huge manor…
Option 1: you vacuum the swimming pool as you’ve been told.
Option 2: La Monda.
Whatever you pick, we promise you an eargasm, enjoy!
There are loads of people who try to transform a trivial action into something pseudo artistic. But few succeed. A good example of this talent is that of Nowness; each and every one of its videos is a true lesson in art direction that leaves us bewitched. In this video starring a stallion of a man with Greco-Roman godlike features we learn how to shave our entire body without feeling pain, in just five minutes of our busy lives and with what seems to be extreme pleasure. And just like that, you can begin to ask for appointments.
At La Monda we believe that where there are curves there is joy. According to the creators of this clip there is also music. The video left us in awe but with an intense desire to slap the chubby cheeks of the first passer-by while trying to recreate a Madonna song.
‘You asked for it, an entire video devoted to rainbow sponges,’ says this lovely old lady while introducing us to what will apparently be the next drug that will delight the most excitable boy racer. The video shows some ultra thick sponges that, when dipped in rainbow paint, take you to a world of light and colours. This world is like Marisol’s but with orgasmic spasms, as is demonstrated by our octogenarian friend and her gasps of ‘Oh my gosh!’. Rumour has it that the rainbow sponges will be one of the main sponsors of the 2013 Sonar festival, so don’t be surprised to find this sponge guru filling the festival with colours and patterns. At La Monda we have already placed orders for three full boxes of sponges because we can’t miss a blast like this!
Great expectation has been aroused because of the release of Daft Punk’s new “Random Access Memories” album. After a couple of months spreading viral videos, fake bits and so on, it seems that finally we know the offical date and place for the launch (yep, the place part is the important one). Believe it or not, the new title will be released on May 17th in Wee Waa, a tiny town in Australia, on the 79th edition of the local farming fair. According to the band, this town has the essence and values of the new release. Even though the first impression leads us to think that Daft Punk has taken this decision to be controversial, we hope that the farmers will enjoy the new tracks while bartering with cattle or trying to find a new engine for their John Deere. For the most incredulous, have a look at the farming fair website.
This London artist is able to laugh about everything. His sculptures and collages combine malice and perversity in a way that makes us kneel at their sight. Moreover, he integrates penises into everyday objects and we must confess that we have always had quite a fondness when it comes to penises… Thank you Sadie Memphis Hennessy.
There are very few people in the current rap scene who stand out for presenting something new and ground-breaking. The New Yorker Michael David Quattlebaum AKA Mykki Blanco breaks all the stereotypes of the classic rapper. Coming from the very underground rap scene he doesn’t hesitate to cross dress as a woman, whether it be in concerts or videoclips or even in his everyday life. Let yourself be carried away by the flow that you will be able to hear at 2013 Sonar festival in Barcelona. We present you with Mykki Blanco, the precursor to and standard-bearer of Queer-Rap. LA MONDA.
If there is a brand that leaves no one indifferent it is Comme des Garçons, a very well-known brand here and in China although it comes from Japan. Collection after collection our amazement grows, especially thanks to its Fall/Winter 2013 menswear show.
With this show, Comme des Garçons takes us to a dream world, in which styling is the extended expression of the young personality of the protagonist. Thus, the collection appeals to a man who has a youthful mind, a man who would have liked to live in Neverland or to have fallen down a rabbit hole into Wonderland. Rabbit ears, pastel colours or wigs in the finest Cinderella style are some of the elements that take place in the collection The Tree of Youth (the name couldn’t have been better chosen).