Are you a young lady from the Italian countryside just about to turn 18? Do you know how to show off your large wardrobe from the little local market and make your best friends envious? Don’t worry, we La Monda understand your suffering and because of it we present you with the new style that is really making it big in the Italian countryside: the prediciottesimo! It involves taking all your patterned clothing and alternating them while walking through your town posing in ways you learnt off of America’s Next Top Model to the rhythm of Italian hits from the 80s and 90s. The stiff next pose and the predetermined iMovie effects are a sure hit! Good luck, friend!
- Sergi Casero
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