VALERIA LUKYANOVA, THE HUMAN BARBIE

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We love barbies at La Monda and we treat them like princesses: daily milk baths, very exclusive and private concerts at home (hell yeah, our editor-in-chief likes singing…), sex slaves (here I am ! the new intern), etc. So, when a few days ago I discovered the woman of my dreams completely out of the blue, I had to act.

Dear Valeria Lukyanova,

Aqua says it all in their song:

– Hi Barbie !

– Hi Ken !
– Do you wanna go for a ride ?

Can’t wait to meet you in person,
Xoxo

Your beloved Ken

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Guillaume Thomas

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